I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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