Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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