So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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