Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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