Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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