chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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