look no pants
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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