Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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