Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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