I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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