I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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