who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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