remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize