please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
the raccoons are back...
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