Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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