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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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