I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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