scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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