Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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