when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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it's great music for shaving your balls
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.