ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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