u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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