Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?