If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Dude, just got a bummer.
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
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is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?