Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Four minutes until I can fart!
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.