Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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