his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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