I bet he comes in French.
Your dad touched me again.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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