Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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