How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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