Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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