I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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