so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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