Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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