I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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