The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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