How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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