i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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