How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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