you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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