I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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