Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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