Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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