i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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