it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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