I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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