i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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