Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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