do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
