Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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