Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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