Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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