I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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