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I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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