tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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