It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You need a sexual gate keeper
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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