hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Enjoy the penises
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
