omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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