: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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I didn't notice because vodka
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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