she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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