Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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